Peter Sagal

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning, a lion wakes up and it knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn't matter whether you are the lion or a gazelle—when the sun comes up, you'd better be running.”

“The difference between a jogger and a runner is a jogger can talk while running. A runner is too busy suffering.”